not to be an ass, but....

well, i hate to be mean, but some people on here are so pretentious. i was cruising through random people's entries, people NOT on my friends list so it was none of you guys, and some people try so fucking hard to sound so cool, so suave, so different, so unusual.... it's so fucking melodramatic. just be yourself, stop trying to make people think you are so "out there".... because you are not. you are a little shit who probably gets a free ride everywhere you go, and your mommy probably still breast feeds you.... so please, shut the fuck up.on another note, i went out last night. it was my friend's birthday, i ended up getting her a gift certificate, those are safe. (i hate when people think they an pick out good gifts when they cannot so gift certificates are safe.) we had a big ass dinner, then went to level/domain and then to chromium. one hottie asked me to dance, well he basically tried to coerce me, but i said no because the other girls were not dancing with anyone yet. but i should have said yes, he was cute. i just don't care either way. but the night was super cool, and the only thing that gets frustrating is when pig men harass you. i really don't like men right now. i just am so bored.i need to find a new job, i hate big bowl management and i don't like this lettuce entertain you bullshiiiiiiiit.my roommate asked me for advice today after we both woke up at like 1:30 in the afternoon. we ended up chatting away and laughing for like 2 hours. how odd, we are now all chummy all the sudden. that's good, rather kick her out on a good note then on a bad one.i think i am addicted to vodka.